Me and Jeff started writing this album in the summer of 2010 with no intentions of any sort. This was the first song that we wrote for it. It's kind of an inside joke about someone we used to know. Hopefully others who don't know the specific individual will enjoy it just as much.
lyrics
I heard he knows kung fu
don't you wish that you knew too.
He moved up to Michigan
just because he can
He pooped in the front yard
it was soft it was not hard.
He made wild onion soup
for fertilizer he used his poop.
I saw him smoke a bug
he just needs a hug.
He's got some cool nunchucks
and he don't give a fuck.
Can't pay the bill for the gym
you'll never catch him.
He's always on the run
in his Dodge Neon.
He'll hide peppers on your food
if he is in a bad mood.
He's not fast he's very slow
and he's from Puerto Rico.
Someone saw him at Showmars
I still think he's up on Mars.
Working on his masterpiece
his death metal masterpiece.
credits
from Set Your Phazers to FUN,
released February 8, 2011
Jeff B.- Guitar
Michael B.- Bass
Ryan H.- Vocals, Guitar
Mike S.- Drums
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